Lately, everyone is jumping on the green train. Here are a few of the more fascinating passengers.
The Treadmill Bike
The first thing you must get over when choosing the green lifestyle is the fact that you’re going to look weird. Whether it’s hemp lederhosen or crazy vehicles like this. But then again, all the more opportunity to evangelize about your greenitude.
[via greendaily]
Magic Fairy Mist
Lightly spritz your child into peaceful slumber with magic fairy mist. It’s like the opposite of sour apple spray for dogs.
http://www.earthlets.co.uk/product/231/mftfm/magic-fairy-mist-250ml.html
Natalia Baby Bottom Butter
When shopping for butt lard, I always choose the eco-friendly option.
http://www.vitaltouch.com/
PooPooPaper – The Elephant Dung Greeting Card Company
I cannot derive any further amusement than this provides already.
http://www.poopoopaper.com
The Terra Grass Chair
Reunite your butt with nature. Chairs only serve as an insulator, keeping your tender parts from biting insect and true union with the dirt gaia mother. The Terra Grass Chair cradles your fundament in green, itchy comfort, providing a convenient ramp for earth’s tingly life force, and centipede.
http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Terra-Grass-Chair.html
Only £59.99, which is about $30,000.
Memento Coffee Table Casket.
A recent fake study conducted by the Goldfish & Goldfish Research Group LLC says that 90% of all landfill waste is discarded coffee tables, and 80% of those are from IKEA. To combat this horror, Charles Constantine designed this Coffin Table. When you’re done with it, and done with life, just crawl inside and expire. Your friends will know what to do.
Via: Inhabitat
Citrus Powered Digital Clock
“Trust the hunch of a man whose brain is FUELED BY LEMONS!?” – Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Movie Version)
Zaphod was clearly not trustworthy, but I’m sure as long as you keep this clock perpetually supplied with fresh lemons you’d always get to work on time. Not to mention that lingering lemony-freshness.
Solar-Powered Keyhole Light
Not recommended for dingy apartments or basement entrances. At all.
Finally, a Reason for Fashion
Fashion designers, a group traditionally immune to fads and sensations, have jumped on the eco-train with great fervor. Check out these green-friendly fashion links
Green My Style
Junky Styling
Eco Fashion World
Murphy’s Law of Green Vehicles – The Weirder is Looks, the Better it must be for Earth
This vehicle runs on compressed air tanks filled by the cars electrical system. The air then powers the cars pistons which makes it go, I wonder how fast though.
http://www.ecogeek.org/content/view/2196/69/